The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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