I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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