If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
one might say we're banned from that church
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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