Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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