So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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