Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
