ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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