Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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