theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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