Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
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