I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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