Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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