Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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