Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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