you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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