Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
