Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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