It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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