and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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