In the future we'll all be gay
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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