Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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