Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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