My hair reeks of homosexuality.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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