ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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