There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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