How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
tell me about the eggs
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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