Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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