he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Randomize
