did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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