The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I just want nice things and good sex
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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