i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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