Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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