Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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