No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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