didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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