i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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