Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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