she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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