Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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