: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
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