I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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