Rock
Scissors
Fuck
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
