i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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