you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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