What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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