So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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