I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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