Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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