what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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