How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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