Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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